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Peggy Riley Hughes, my seventh and eighth-grade English teacher, was a grammar martinet. Her weapon of choice was a yardstick which she slammed against the blackboards that lined the front and one side of our classroom, metaphorically beating grammar rules into her students. As a result, those blackboards were pockmarked with tiny gouges. Rumor had it that she once shattered one of those blackboards. Occasionally, her yardstick would even come down on the desk of a clueless student. If you had Peggy Riley Hughes for English, you learned grammar—one way or another.
In My Fair Lady, Henry Higgins laments, “Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?” Not a day goes by that I don’t think of that song and Peggy Riley Hughes. I may no longer remember the names of all the parts of speech or parts of a sentence, but I remember the rules Mrs. Hughes drummed into us. And I cringe every time I see or hear certain ones being broken.
I’ll be the first to admit I lost my reverence for the OED when they declared it was acceptable to split infinitives. Do you have any idea the reaming out I would have gotten had I dared to split an infinitive on a writing assignment?
But the breaking of the grammar rule that bugs me the most is when I see or hear a nominative pronoun being used in the objective case. For those of you who didn’t have a Peggy Riley Hughes in your life, the nominative case is the subject of a sentence. It’s where you use I, he, she, and they. The objective case is when a noun or pronoun is used as the object of the sentence. For pronouns, that’s me, him, her, and them. It’s the direct or indirect object of the sentence or the object in a prepositional phrase.
Putting it simply, you wouldn’t say, “He’s going with I” or “Jack drove she to the store.” You’d say, “He’s going with me” or “Jack drove her to the store.” So why would you say, “He’s going with Anna and I” or “Jack drove she and I to the store”? When you think about it, it makes no sense.
Yet I see the nominative being used in place of the objective in just about every book I’ve read for years now. It doesn’t matter if it’s a first-time indie-published author or a multi-published New York Times bestselling author from a major publishing house. Maybe schools aren’t teaching grammar anymore, but wouldn’t you think editors would be schooled in proper grammar usage?
I admit, this is one of my major pet peeves. In the greater scheme of life, I suppose it’s a minor one, but it’s like fingernails on a blackboard when I read or hear an “I,” “she,” “he,” or “they” when it’s supposed to be a “me,” “her,” “him” or “them.” Maybe it’s a bit of PTSD from all those whacks of the yardstick from back in my junior high days.
USA Today and Amazon bestselling author Lois Winston began her award-winning writing career in 2006 with the humorous novel Talk Gertie to Me. Her bestselling Anastasia Pollack Crafting Mystery Series came about after an editor mentioned she was looking for crafting-themed cozies. The series now includes ten novels and three novellas. Lois is currently working on the eleventh novel in the series. To date she’s published nineteen novels, five novellas, several short stories, one children’s chapter book, and one nonfiction book on writing, inspired by the twelve years she worked as an associate at a literary agency.
Stitch, Bake, Die!
An Anastasia Pollack Crafting Mystery, Book 10
When crafts editor Anastasia Pollack is volunteered to present workshops and judge a needlework competition at an organization of retired professional women, the little old ladies she encounters are definitely old, some are little, all are anything but sweet, and one of them may be a murderer. As Anastasia uncovers evidence of insurance scams, medical fraud, an opioid ring, and long-buried family secrets, both the body count and the suspects list grow.
Love your articles, which always take me back to my early parochial school days.
My pet peeve are adjectives and adverbs that shouldn’t be compared or modified because they have an absolute, all-or-nothing quality. One example that always makes me cringe: “very” unique.
Hi Patricia, Always good to hear from you. Thanks for being a loyal reader.
Thanks, Patricia! Yes, very unique is quite redundant.
This is also a “favorite” of mine! When someone asks me which to use, I ask, “How is it used in the sentence?” For which I get a blank stare. Oh, Mrs. McCartney! (my Peggy Riley Hughes) Thanks to her, it seems so obvious to me (object of the preposition!) — if it’s the subject of the sentence, use the subjective form (or nominative). If it’s the object of the sentence (direct object) or object of a preposition, use the objective form. But sadly, most have never had a McCartney or a Hughes.
My other beef (but not really since it’s almost a colloquialism) is the mid-western dangling preposition: Where are you going…to? Where did you buy that…from? Drives me to giggles which I can’t explain because they don’t even know they’re doing it. Or care, I suppose.
Eugenia, It’s a Texas thing too. I catch myself a lot with that darn dangling preposition.
Eugenia, when I was in 7th grade, I spent part of the summer visiting cousins in Philadelphia. This was after my first of two years of English with Mrs. Hughes. Everyone around me would say, “Are you going with?” Drove me crazy! “With whom?” I’d ask and receive blank stares.
This misuse of “I” drives me crazy, too. TV news anchors and commentators say it, too, which must make it sound correct to some and speeds the spread. Frustrating!
Mary Ellen, it amazes me how so many otherwise intelligent, educated people make this mistake.
Hi Mary Ellen, Sometimes I think proper grammar is a thing of the best. Thanks for your comment.
I had the same type of teacher for multiplication in 4th grade. She would walk the aisles whilst we recited the multiplication tables with a record. if you weren’t on-task, she’d whap the underneath part of your desk with the belt buckle. The kid behind me rarely paid attention and got his desk wacked a lot. Consequently I ended up with kiddie ptsd about math, no lie. But as is the way of small towns, 11 years later, that woman was the only caterer around and she catered my wedding! Gotta love small towns.
Maggie, I still have math PTSD but for a different reason. I went to a city school through 6th grade. We moved to the suburbs the summer before 7th grade. I had never had problems with math prior to moving, but my first day in 7th grade math class left me completely confused. The suburban kids had learned New Math. I had no idea what that was. It was like a different language. I asked the teacher for after-school help. She said she’d come in early but refused to stay late. I had orchestra practice before school each day, so I couldn’t come early to see her. Her attitude? Tough. Choose between orchestra or math. I chose orchestra. That woman was a witch! Even looked like Endora from Bewitched.
Sounds like some of the nuns who taught me at St. Mary’s School. Nice to hear from you, Margie.
Thanks, Lois, for being my guest.
Thanks for inviting me, Kathleen!
Yes, I hear smart, educated friends say “for you and I” … I think they feel like it sounds slightly “formal” and therefore must be right? But I will admit I did not learn the finer points of grammar (or how to go meta on it and explain why it’s “for you and me”) until I had to teach it myself. 🙂
Teaching is a great way to learn, Karen.
Karen, I think some people think it makes them sound more educated. Other people probably were never taught proper grammar, don’t remember, never paid attention in class, or just don’t care.
Between you, me, and the fence post…!
LOL, Diane!
I think you’re right, Karen, but what it actually does is show that they either were never taught proper grammar in school or didn’t pay attention.
Diane, LOL!
Are you bringing a ruler to Malice? If so I, me, my is going to run.
Not to worry, DonnaRae! But I won’t be at Malice this year. Look for me at Killer Nashville.
Thanks for your comment, Donnarae. I haven’t scheduled any conferences this year but I have Killer Nashville on my list for 2013.